Thursday, October 16, 2008

Can Someone Please Get Kareem Abdul-Jabbar a Stylist?

Were I one of the ten best players of all time, I'd be fine with spending a little money to dress me when I went out. Apparently, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar does not share this viewpoint. Presented below are some of Kareem's most egregious fashion errors. Please be warned, a seven foot man wearing horrible clothes has the potential to inflict psychological harm.

Kareem's legendary jacket.
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Ill-fitting jeans paired with what appears to be a denim and leather letterman's jacket.
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Mom jeans.
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A hat that is far too small for his head along with a sweater made from goat's hair.
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Making Samuel L. Jackson look well-dressed is quite the accomplishment.
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Kareem would be more than happy to process your auto loan. How much are you looking to put down?
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I can say this for Kareem, the man can accessorize.

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