This past Friday at the The Blowtorch Wetsuit Shoppe...
Kevin Durant: Yo. I need a wetsuit. You look like a man who knows wetsuits.
Trez Kerbz: I guess I do. You need a wetsuit?
TK: Great answer.
TK: I don't even know why you asked me to help you if you're not going to say more than one word at a time. You're not Don Draper, Kevin.
TK: You're going jetskiing?
TK: When did you get a jetski?
TK: Alright. Well try this on. It's a medium.
KD: Not funny man. This is way too big.
TK: That's why I'm laughing.
KD: Man, I don't know why I even asked you to help me.
TK: Me neither. Maybe you need to try a ladies size.
KD: I'm not going to wear a ladies wetsuit. I'm a man.
TK: But look how wide that is around the thighs.
KD: GET ME A SMALL MAN'S WETSUIT!
TK: Okay, okay. I can't believe we even have these here. No one has bought one this small since Gilbert Arenas was planning his birthday party. Try this on.
TK: Looks great, Kev.
TK: You don't really have a jetski do you?
KD: Nah, man. I just like the look.