Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Scott Williams Reacts to Election News

Are you kidding me, Sacramento? Kevin Johnson is your mayor? Kevin "I Don't Have Any Titles While Scott Williams Has Three" Johnson? That guy?

Can a Scott Williams get some love around here?

I mean, sure, whatever, Kevin Johnson was good at basketball and a legend in California, but how many titles does that guy have? None. How many does Scott Williams have? Three.

Three is more than zero. I can balance that budget.

It's not like since I have three championships I don't understand the little guy. I had to work hard to win those three championships. Trust me, I know what it takes to succeed. Three times.

Am I out of line here? Is there some reason Scott Williams can't be the mayor somewhere? I get that Sacramento is probably still pretty upset that I averaged 12 points and 10 rebounds a game against the Kings during the '99-'00 season, but that's no reason to not vote me mayor.

Is it because I don't have a mustache? I can grow one if that's the case. Just let me know.

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