Me: First of all, thanks for taking the time out of your day to meet with me. I know you're busy laying on the floor, eating, or laying on the floor.
Me: I guess the place to start is with the Bulls. How sad were you when they were eliminated?
Me: Exactly how I feel too. What do you think about Kevin Garnett?
Boots: flexes claws
Me: Yeah, tell me about it. What are your thoughts on all of the flagrant foul controversies?
Me: Really? I haven't heard anyone say anything like that yet. That's enlightening.
Me: Of the teams left, who is your favorite?
Boots: The Nuggets.
Me: Me too, Boots. They're just a lot of fun to watch.
Me: Do you think they have a chance at the title?
Boots: falls over and begins to sleep
Me: That seems like all the time we have. Thanks a lot for talking with me Boots.
Boots: continues to sleep