
Hipster with the Ball: Hold on, man. I'm going to try that hook shot Kareem used to do in the 80s. Style was so much cooler back then. Not to mention, I liked Kareem better back when he was Lew Alcindor.
Hipsters in Crowd: (nod heads with arms crossed over chest)
Hipster with the Ball: Foul. Chill out, this isn't a Limp Bizkit concert.
Hipsters in the Crowd: (snicker to themselves while nodding their heads)


Man in Disguise: Word.
(Man in Disguise runs an offense that no one else on the court knows.)
(Man in Disguise throws a back door pass to a cutter that isn't there.)
(Man in Disguise fends off the advances of Britney Spears, who just happens to be walking by in a bikini, since that's all she wears now.)
(Man in Disguise misses an open 15 foot jumper.)
(Time out is called.)

Man in Disguise: I have to confess. I'm Luke Walton of the Los Angeles Lakers. I'm just trying to get in shape for the season, and I happened to see you guys playing out here. I got this mustache and bandana so I could fit in. No one wants to actually stand out.
Hipster Coach: Cool, man. We all love your dad. There's a few of us out here who look like him.
Luke Walton: I've noticed. Kind of weirds me out. He wasn't a great looking man.
Hipster Coach: You just don't understand us.
Luke Walton: That's probably true, for I am a Bro at heart. I'll be going now.
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Phone rings playing "Lovegame"...
Hipster Knicks Fan: What?
Hipster Lakers Fan: You're not going to believe this. Luke Walton just came down to play at Silverlake. Then he left.


Hipster Knicks Fan: Of course he did. It's just like the Lakers to try and co-opt the counter culture. I'm so over the Lakers.
Hipster Lakers Fan: Poser.
Hipster Knicks Fan: Sell out.
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