For My Next Trick...

Silly, fools. How dare you question my tactics? You forsake me in the name of Glen Rivers. Do you not recognize me as Master? Do you not remember my timeouts? Never forget my timeouts. They are legendary for a reason.

Nonetheless, doubters, I shall prove myself to you once again. How? I will show you.

I SUMMON THE POWER OF CHRISTOPHER STEVEN MIHM!

Chris Mihm: Really?

GO FORTH AND DO MY BIDDING!

Yes, Christopher. Well done. You have served your master well. Now, show yourself to those who adore you. Bask in their revelry.

Remember, doubters, my Los Angeles Lakers have never lost a Finals game that featured Chris Mihm. Never shall you doubt again.

Never.

Miracles Happen

It's usually beyond the scope of the Blowtorch to discuss religion, but if this doesn't signify something, than I don't make jokes about foreigners. What you see below is an electronic mail message from the pastor that will be performing my marriage ceremony.

Klosterman said that for one decade, God cared about NBA basketball. Maybe he's a really big Lakers/Celtics fan, because it's a blessing that I don't have to reschedule my marriage counselling in order to liveblog.

Big Brother UK 2008

Personally, I don't find Stephanie McMichael from Big Brother 9 (below) very attractive. I'm much more of a sexy Jennifer fan.

Nevertheless, after this weeks 'fake marriage' that was hosted in the house, it still humored me when it was reported in the Daily Star newspaper that BB's Steph said that she'd have rather been asked to marry her fake husband Mario's REAL girlfriend Lisa than have to marry Mario himself. She reportedly said 'I'd rather have done the whole 'yep, I'm gay thing' than have to put up with him for the whole week!' Which makes me like Steph slightly more, despite her being the first house mate to be evicted from the show.

But I'm still more of a 'sexy Jennifer' (below) fan. Maybe if Steph & Jennifer have a lesbian love affair after the show, I'd like them both even more. ;)