Hey world! It's me, Jeremy, here to brighten your day with my fantastic smile. Now, go and let me eat in peace.
Oh. You again. Okay, whatever. Take the picture and be gone.
Okay, this is just embarrassing. You're following me around like a poodle. Great, you've seen my family in all sorts of poses. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to get my jumping exercises in for the day. I've got to work out for the ladies I'll be meeting next decade.
Seriously? Seriously? Are you trying to make me angry? Don't make me sic my Dad and older brother on you!
Peter? Dad? You awake?
Sigh. I can't get no respect around here.
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